Suckers en Reel Big Fish

Spoken:
Aaron: This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love,
Shut up!
Other Guy:(At the same time.) I want to say it. I want to say it. Let me say it. Let me say it.
A: Oh, fine.
OG: This--what do I say?
A: Agh.

Sung:
Hey everybody,
I've got something to tell,
It's what I learned from relationship hell,
Lust turns to disgust,
A heart of gold into rust,
Soft touch to a slap in the face,
It gets old,
It goes away,

This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love,
This one's for you,
This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love,
This one's for you,

It never works,
But, we keep tryin' like fools,
Learnin' and breakin' the rules,
At first you're excited,
Then you're less than delighted,
By the end you want them to drop dead,
It can't last,

It's gone so fast,
This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love,
This one's for you,
This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love,
This one's for you,

[This song is brought in part by all the suckers who still believe in love,
This one's for you!]

This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love,
This one's for you,
This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love,
This one's for you,
[This one's for you]
This one's for you,
[This one's for you]
This one's for you,
This one's for you,
This one's for you,
This one's for you,

[Oh, sugar buns...]
[Yes?]
[This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love]
[Ha, ha]
[This one's for you]